{"id":2959,"date":"2006-04-19T10:23:05","date_gmt":"2006-04-19T09:23:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2006\/04\/19\/crackpot-cruise"},"modified":"2006-04-19T10:40:51","modified_gmt":"2006-04-19T09:40:51","slug":"crackpot-cruise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2006\/04\/19\/crackpot-cruise","title":{"rendered":"Crackpot Cruise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Headline of the day: Mission Impossible star Cruise <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/tm_objectid=16958010&#038;method=full&#038;siteid=94762&#038;headline=exclusive--tom-chews-name_page.html\">vows to eat placenta after birth<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I&#8217;m gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I&#8217;m gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/entertainment\/4921228.stm\" title=\"BBC News: Baby girl for Cruise and Holmes\">Hungry Freaks, Daddy&#8230;<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Headline of the day: Mission Impossible star Cruise vows to eat placenta after birth. &#8220;I&#8217;m gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I&#8217;m gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there.&#8221; Hungry Freaks, Daddy&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2959","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bizarre"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2959","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2959"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2959\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2959"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2959"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2959"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}