{"id":2934,"date":"2006-03-30T19:25:42","date_gmt":"2006-03-30T18:25:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2006\/03\/30\/zappa-recitations"},"modified":"2006-03-30T19:25:42","modified_gmt":"2006-03-30T18:25:42","slug":"zappa-recitations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2006\/03\/30\/zappa-recitations","title":{"rendered":"Zappa Recitations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In a thread entitled &#8220;I, for one, care less for them&#8221;, a member of a <a href=\"http:\/\/thebignote.com\/\">certain Zappa List<\/a> I subscribe to, said:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Mrs. P requests that I recite part of the Muffin Man intro periodically. I&#8217;ve promised to learn the entire intro, so this has served as a timely reminder. Does anyone else have Zappa recitations they regularly do?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Hilarity, as they say, ensued and this one in particular had me R, as they say, OTFL:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The Groupie Routine, with car name and accoutrement changed according to my location.  Also, &#8220;Get the toilet paper, you know we&#8217;ll need it!&#8221; at various appropriate points.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>How&#8217;s about you guys &#8216;n gals? Happily alienating the odd co-worker slash Better Half with Thing-Fish speak and other Zappaisms? As for me, I tend to take great satisfaction in reciting the &#8220;Do you like monster movies? I simply adore monster movies and the cheaper they are, the better they are &#8211; Cheepnis&#8221; monologue. Then again, I have a rather alarming <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/wired\/archive\/9.12\/aqtest.html\">Autism Quotient<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a thread entitled &#8220;I, for one, care less for them&#8221;, a member of a certain Zappa List I subscribe to, said: Mrs. P requests that I recite part of the Muffin Man intro periodically. I&#8217;ve promised to learn the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2006\/03\/30\/zappa-recitations\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2934","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-frank-zappa","category-zappa-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2934","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2934"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2934\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}