{"id":2906,"date":"2006-03-16T11:12:31","date_gmt":"2006-03-16T10:12:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2006\/03\/16\/a-little-something-about-palmtrees"},"modified":"2006-03-16T11:13:27","modified_gmt":"2006-03-16T10:13:27","slug":"a-little-something-about-palm-trees","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2006\/03\/16\/a-little-something-about-palm-trees","title":{"rendered":"A Little Something About Palm Trees"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storyboredom.blogspot.com\/2006\/03\/stupidest-post-ever.html\">Palms are really incompetent trees.<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>They are a well suited metaphor for LA&#8230;Tall, attractive, skinny, but they&#8217;re no good for shade, shelter, forts, food or anything useful. Just like celebrities! What if trees were conscious of their issues?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Palms are really incompetent trees. They are a well suited metaphor for LA&#8230;Tall, attractive, skinny, but they&#8217;re no good for shade, shelter, forts, food or anything useful. Just like celebrities! What if trees were conscious of their issues?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2906","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing","category-randamonium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2906","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2906"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2906\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}