{"id":2859,"date":"2006-02-12T13:21:59","date_gmt":"2006-02-12T12:21:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2006\/02\/12\/dear-idiot-bastard"},"modified":"2006-02-12T19:41:39","modified_gmt":"2006-02-12T18:41:39","slug":"dear-idiot-bastard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2006\/02\/12\/dear-idiot-bastard","title":{"rendered":"Dear Idiot Bastard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, well, somebody has to say it.<\/p>\n<p>Dear <a href=\"http:\/\/idiotbastard.bravehost.com\/news.html\">Idiot Bastard Son<\/a>,<br \/>\nFor years I have been reading your excellent <a href=\"http:\/\/idiotbastard.supanet.com\">Zappa newspage<\/a>. Navigating around your place was never easy (Powered by Lotus? Ody-frames?), but I hung around anyway because I&#8217;m not the type to judge a book by its cover. However, your recent move to bravehost.com (I refuse to make this a link) has turned your highly esteemed homepage into a pop-up, pop-under, iframe-enforced nightmare. It makes my eyes bleed and it wants me to click on way too many &#8220;Click Here&#8221; buttons. Tell you what: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dreamhost.com\/rewards.cgi?yellowmud\">professional website hosting<\/a> is pretty cheap these days. And look: the <a href=\"http:\/\/whois.sc\/idiotbastard.com\">idiotbastard.com<\/a> domain is still free! I&#8217;ll go one further and offer you free webspace over here at KUR, if you so wish. But please, get out of bravehost hosting, asap, if you can.<\/p>\n<p>Stay in touch,<br \/>\nKind regards,<\/p>\n<p>Barry&#8217;s Imaginary Publisher.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, well, somebody has to say it. Dear Idiot Bastard Son, For years I have been reading your excellent Zappa newspage. Navigating around your place was never easy (Powered by Lotus? Ody-frames?), but I hung around anyway because I&#8217;m not &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2006\/02\/12\/dear-idiot-bastard\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2859","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-frank-zappa","category-zappa-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2859","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2859"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2859\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2859"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2859"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2859"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}