{"id":2844,"date":"2006-02-02T13:23:30","date_gmt":"2006-02-02T12:23:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2006\/02\/02\/ebay-atheist"},"modified":"2006-02-02T13:24:10","modified_gmt":"2006-02-02T12:24:10","slug":"ebay-atheist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2006\/02\/02\/ebay-atheist","title":{"rendered":"eBay Atheist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On eBay: <a href=\"http:\/\/cgi.ebay.com\/ws\/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&#038;item=5660982226\">Send an atheist to his local church!<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Everytime I come home, I pass this old Irish church.  I promise to go into that church every day&#8211; for a certain number of days&#8211; for at least an hour each visit.  For every $10 you bid, I will go to the Church for 1 day.  For $50, you would have me going to mass every day for a week.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Current bid: a whopping US $280.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On eBay: Send an atheist to his local church! Everytime I come home, I pass this old Irish church. I promise to go into that church every day&#8211; for a certain number of days&#8211; for at least an hour each &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2006\/02\/02\/ebay-atheist\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,21,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2844","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bizarre","category-religion","category-silly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2844","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2844"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2844\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}