{"id":2709,"date":"2005-11-03T16:54:08","date_gmt":"2005-11-03T14:54:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2005\/11\/03\/what-barry-needs"},"modified":"2005-11-03T16:54:08","modified_gmt":"2005-11-03T14:54:08","slug":"what-barry-needs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2005\/11\/03\/what-barry-needs","title":{"rendered":"What Barry Needs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Barry needs backup.<br \/>\nBarry needs a drink.<br \/>\nBarry needs an enema.<br \/>\nBarry needs to wear a suit.<br \/>\nBarry needs to slow down!<\/p>\n<p>At least that&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=%22Barry+needs%22\">what Google thinks<\/a>. You <em>too<\/em> can waste oodles of time by just typing &#8220;{your name} needs&#8221; in the Google searchbox &#8212; oh the fun! (via <a href=\"http:\/\/presurfer.meepzorp.com\/archive\/2005_11_01_archive.html#113100185684424966\">presurfer<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Barry needs backup. Barry needs a drink. Barry needs an enema. Barry needs to wear a suit. Barry needs to slow down! At least that&#8217;s what Google thinks. You too can waste oodles of time by just typing &#8220;{your name} &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2005\/11\/03\/what-barry-needs\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-randamonium","category-silly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2709","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2709"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2709\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}