{"id":2691,"date":"2005-10-25T16:55:15","date_gmt":"2005-10-25T14:55:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2005\/10\/25\/a-fruitcake-orange"},"modified":"2005-10-25T16:55:15","modified_gmt":"2005-10-25T14:55:15","slug":"a-fruitcake-orange","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2005\/10\/25\/a-fruitcake-orange","title":{"rendered":"A Fruitcake Orange"},"content":{"rendered":"

A man with a plan:<\/p>\n

I’m driving down the road thinking about absolutely nothing. All of a sudden, BAM!! An idea hits me like a pound a bricks. Passing motorists mistake this as a cursory head banging. I need to find out if this whole, “turn yourself orange” thing works. Ideas start forming in my head, necessitating more head rocking. I know what I need to do, I need to consume enough carrots to turn myself orange<\/a>!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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