{"id":2627,"date":"2005-09-22T16:54:43","date_gmt":"2005-09-22T14:54:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2005\/09\/22\/save-my-ass"},"modified":"2005-09-22T16:55:21","modified_gmt":"2005-09-22T14:55:21","slug":"save-my-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2005\/09\/22\/save-my-ass","title":{"rendered":"Save My Ass"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Brother, <a href=\"http:\/\/savemyass.com\/home\">this is rich<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Gentlemen, Welcome to SaveMyAss.<br \/>\nSaveMyAss is a personal assistant that keeps your girlfriend or wife happy by sending her flowers on your behalf, on a regular but semi-random basis.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;m <em>positive<\/em> my girlfriend would love the idea of my being subscribed to a service entitled <em>Save My Ass<\/em>. Absolutely. Yep.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Postal worker: Hi ma&#8217;am, there&#8217;s a package for you.<br \/>\n&#8211; Girlfriend: Who from?<br \/>\n&#8211; Postal worker: Um, save my ass, ma&#8217;am.<br \/>\n&#8211; Girlfriend: Oh joy, I&#8217;d been waiting for that! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Brother, this is rich: Gentlemen, Welcome to SaveMyAss. SaveMyAss is a personal assistant that keeps your girlfriend or wife happy by sending her flowers on your behalf, on a regular but semi-random basis. I&#8217;m positive my girlfriend would love the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2005\/09\/22\/save-my-ass\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2627","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing","category-bizarre"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2627","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2627"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2627\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2627"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2627"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2627"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}