{"id":2542,"date":"2005-08-03T11:18:28","date_gmt":"2005-08-03T09:18:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2005\/08\/03\/knock-knock-2"},"modified":"2005-08-03T11:18:59","modified_gmt":"2005-08-03T09:18:59","slug":"knock-knock-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2005\/08\/03\/knock-knock-2","title":{"rendered":"Knock Knock"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gratuitous, mean-spirited <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mcsweeneys.net\/2005\/7\/21alexander.html\">Bush jokes<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8212; Knock-knock.<br \/>\n&#8212; Who&#8217;s there?<br \/>\n&#8212; Under the Patriot Act, we don&#8217;t have to tell you that.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gratuitous, mean-spirited Bush jokes: &#8212; Knock-knock. &#8212; Who&#8217;s there? &#8212; Under the Patriot Act, we don&#8217;t have to tell you that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2542"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2542\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}