{"id":2536,"date":"2005-08-02T11:11:46","date_gmt":"2005-08-02T09:11:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2005\/08\/02\/tell-em-john"},"modified":"2005-08-02T11:11:46","modified_gmt":"2005-08-02T09:11:46","slug":"tell-em-john","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2005\/08\/02\/tell-em-john","title":{"rendered":"Tell Em John!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stephaniemiller.com\/declarationofrevocation.htm\">Declaration of Revocation<\/a> by John Cleese:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call &#8216;French fries&#8217; are not real chips. Fries aren&#8217;t even French, they are Belgian though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called &#8220;crisps.&#8221; Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat. The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer which should be served warm and flat.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>John Cleese is my hero. <em>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/presurfer.meepzorp.com\/\">presurfer<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Declaration of Revocation by John Cleese: 10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call &#8216;French fries&#8217; are not real chips. Fries aren&#8217;t even French, they are Belgian though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2005\/08\/02\/tell-em-john\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2536","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2536","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2536"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2536\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2536"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2536"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2536"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}