{"id":2535,"date":"2005-08-01T11:19:10","date_gmt":"2005-08-01T09:19:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2005\/08\/01\/so-ahmet-dweezil-and-joe-walk-into-a-bar"},"modified":"2005-08-01T11:21:46","modified_gmt":"2005-08-01T09:21:46","slug":"so-ahmet-dweezil-and-joe-walk-into-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2005\/08\/01\/so-ahmet-dweezil-and-joe-walk-into-a-bar","title":{"rendered":"So Ahmet, Dweezil and Joe Walk Into A Bar&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Took the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\/tests\/take?testid=17565214125862764376\">3 Variable Funny Test<\/a> &#8212; I, or so it has been determined, am <em>a Ham<\/em>: &#8220;Your humor style is: Clean | Spontaneous | Light (43% dark, 47% spontaneous, 38% vulgar). Your style&#8217;s mostly goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Took the 3 Variable Funny Test &#8212; I, or so it has been determined, am a Ham: &#8220;Your humor style is: Clean | Spontaneous | Light (43% dark, 47% spontaneous, 38% vulgar). Your style&#8217;s mostly goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2005\/08\/01\/so-ahmet-dweezil-and-joe-walk-into-a-bar\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-silly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2535"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2535\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}