{"id":2458,"date":"2005-06-07T11:43:49","date_gmt":"2005-06-07T09:43:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2005\/06\/07\/kur-has-got-the-exclusive"},"modified":"2005-06-07T12:06:28","modified_gmt":"2005-06-07T10:06:28","slug":"kur-has-got-the-exclusive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2005\/06\/07\/kur-has-got-the-exclusive","title":{"rendered":"KUR has got the exclusive!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hotpoop\/images\/telex.php\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hotpoop\/images\/telex.php','popup','width=300,height=381,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hotpoop\/images\/telex-thumb.jpg\" width=\"140\" height=\"177\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This telex from an undisclosed location has just arrived to KUR Headquarters; the sender is <a href=\"http:\/\/chicken-news.blogspot.com\/\">Doreen<\/a>, who claims to be right on the firsts rehearsals from Dweez and Ahmet for the next concerts. Since this is breaking news, i&#8217;m posting the unedited version (sorry Barry, i think you&#8217;ll understand!). Here&#8217;s the literal translation of the message:<\/p>\n<p><small>&#8220;Dear friends at KUR:<br \/>\nI&#8217;m in heaven listening to the band playing for the first time. They have been testing a lot of musicians like, erh&#8230;Cluuuck&#8230;I don&#8217;t remember the names because I&#8217;m still under the effect of some heavy grenadine we took last night; but there has been a lot of them. One thing you&#8217;ll find really interesting is that Ahmet takes care of his cutis with a cucumber mask, which makes it look smooth and gleaming.<br \/>\nSo far, they have rehearsed: Zomby Fowl, I&#8217;m the Hen, Duck Tomago and Chicken in Bondage (at my request).<br \/>\nI only have eyes for &#8220;my&#8221; Joe tho&#8217;; btw, he brought a handy little oven he keeps in his dressing room, and every night he bakes a tape. Apparently he became &#8220;too used to do it&#8221; he needs to do it at least once a day.<br \/>\nOk, enough for today, I&#8217;ll keep you guys posted as things develop.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m with the band!! Cluuck&#8230;<br \/>\nDoreen<br \/>\nPS: I&#8217;m to the left in the picture. The stupid guy took my double chin&#8230;The other girls asked their identities to be protected. Seeya!&#8221;<\/small><\/p>\n<p>More details on the picture here:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hotpoop\/images\/telexpic.php\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hotpoop\/images\/telexpic.php','popup','width=417,height=455,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hotpoop\/images\/telexpic-thumb.jpg\" width=\"140\" height=\"152\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This telex from an undisclosed location has just arrived to KUR Headquarters; the sender is Doreen, who claims to be right on the firsts rehearsals from Dweez and Ahmet for the next concerts. Since this is breaking news, i&#8217;m posting &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2005\/06\/07\/kur-has-got-the-exclusive\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2458","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2458"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2458\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}