{"id":2370,"date":"2005-03-24T10:59:12","date_gmt":"2005-03-24T09:59:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2005\/03\/24\/bullet"},"modified":"2005-03-24T10:59:12","modified_gmt":"2005-03-24T09:59:12","slug":"bullet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2005\/03\/24\/bullet","title":{"rendered":"Bullet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ibras.dk\/comedy\/allen.htm\">Woody Allen &#8211; Standup Comedian<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Years ago, my mother gave me a bullet&#8230;a bullet, and I put it in my breast pocket. Two years after that, I was walking down the street, when a berserk evangelist heaved a Gideon bible out a hotel room window, hitting me in the chest. Bible would have gone through my heart if it wasn&#8217;t for the bullet.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>See if you can find some routines there that were later used in his movies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Woody Allen &#8211; Standup Comedian: Years ago, my mother gave me a bullet&#8230;a bullet, and I put it in my breast pocket. Two years after that, I was walking down the street, when a berserk evangelist heaved a Gideon bible &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2005\/03\/24\/bullet\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2370","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing","category-film"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2370","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2370"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2370\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}