{"id":2353,"date":"2005-03-09T09:43:57","date_gmt":"2005-03-09T08:43:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2005\/03\/09\/memories-of-el-monte"},"modified":"2005-03-09T09:43:57","modified_gmt":"2005-03-09T08:43:57","slug":"memories-of-el-monte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2005\/03\/09\/memories-of-el-monte","title":{"rendered":"Memories Of El Monte"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/homepage.mac.com\/garyligi\/iblog\/C784413222\/E622037696\/\">Shocking news<\/a> from the world of Little League Baseball:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The team says El Monte is 12 and has a Web site to prove it. Born on April 7, 1989, Kenny&#8217;s mother was a groupie who traveled with Frank Zappa&#8217;s Mothers of Invention in the early seventies. He was born where his mother was conceived, at El Monte Legion Stadium. [&#8230;]<br \/>\nHowever, an aide to famed Nazi hound dog Ellie Weasel reportedly provided Little League officials with an affidavit Monday that indicated Kenny El Monte was actually born Carmen Miranda in Moca Colon, a laxative smuggling center in the Dominican Republic, on April 7, 1889, league spokesman and poet laureate Lance Anger said.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><em>(thanks <a href=\"http:\/\/duncanmoran.me.uk\/\">Duncan<\/a>!)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shocking news from the world of Little League Baseball: The team says El Monte is 12 and has a Web site to prove it. Born on April 7, 1989, Kenny&#8217;s mother was a groupie who traveled with Frank Zappa&#8217;s Mothers &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2005\/03\/09\/memories-of-el-monte\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,2,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2353","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing","category-frank-zappa","category-zappa-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2353","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2353"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2353\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}