{"id":2302,"date":"2005-02-02T21:53:22","date_gmt":"2005-02-02T20:53:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2005\/02\/02\/a-modern-fable"},"modified":"2005-02-02T21:53:22","modified_gmt":"2005-02-02T20:53:22","slug":"a-modern-fable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2005\/02\/02\/a-modern-fable","title":{"rendered":"A Modern Fable"},"content":{"rendered":"

The President, the First Lady and Dick Cheney are flying on Air Force One.<\/p>\n

George looks at Laura, chuckles and says,” You know, I could throw a $1,000.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy.”
\nLaura shrugs her shoulders and says, “Well, I could throw ten $100.00 bills out the window and make ten people very happy.”
\nCheney says, “Of course then, I could throw one hundred $10.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy.”<\/p>\n

The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and says to his co-pilot, “Such big shots back there….. hell, I could throw all of them out the window and make 56 million people very happy.”<\/p>\n

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