{"id":2283,"date":"2005-01-23T09:24:54","date_gmt":"2005-01-23T08:24:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2005\/01\/23\/zappa-press-release"},"modified":"2005-01-23T09:32:37","modified_gmt":"2005-01-23T08:32:37","slug":"zappa-press-release","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2005\/01\/23\/zappa-press-release","title":{"rendered":"Zappa Press Release"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Via Magic Fingers, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thebignote.com\/archived\/bald_headed_johns_vault.php\">Musibrarium Keeper<\/a> and overall <a href=\"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/features\/quiz\/your_zappa_persona.php\">Strictly Genteel Person<\/a>, KUR got a hold of this:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"padding: 3px; border: 1px solid #666;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-content\/FZ-pressRelease-th.jpg\" alt=\"FZ Press Release 77\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A press release anouncing the 77-78 tour as well as the <em>L\u00c3\u00a4ther<\/em> album&#8230; and since FZ is the one writing it, you&#8217;re treated to little gems like this: <\/p>\n<p class=\"quote\">&#8220;C&#8217;mon now, press person! Concentrate&#8230; I know you skimmed through another half-dozen of these stupid press kits already today&#8230; you think I like to write these things every year before we go out on the road? Let&#8217;s face it, IT&#8217;S A PAIN IN THE BUTT&#8230; look whynt&#8217;cha sort of smooth out for a minute&#8230; sort of get yerself together&#8230; think about that novel you&#8217;re going to write when you don&#8217;t have to crank these little articles out anymore&#8230; take a deep breath&#8230; that&#8217;s it&#8230; puff up yer thorax&#8230; turn the page now.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s all three pages, for your reading pleasure: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-content\/FZ-pressRelease1.jpg\">1<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-content\/FZ-pressRelease2.jpg\">2<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-content\/FZ-pressRelease3.jpg\">3<\/a> .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Via Magic Fingers, Musibrarium Keeper and overall Strictly Genteel Person, KUR got a hold of this: A press release anouncing the 77-78 tour as well as the L\u00c3\u00a4ther album&#8230; and since FZ is the one writing it, you&#8217;re treated to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2005\/01\/23\/zappa-press-release\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,4,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-frank-zappa","category-zappa-articles","category-zappa-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2283"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2283\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}