{"id":2238,"date":"2004-12-19T17:50:39","date_gmt":"2004-12-19T16:50:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2004\/12\/19\/shocking-outcome-in-kidnaped-chicken-case"},"modified":"2004-12-19T18:03:18","modified_gmt":"2004-12-19T17:03:18","slug":"shocking-outcome-in-kidnaped-chicken-case","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2004\/12\/19\/shocking-outcome-in-kidnaped-chicken-case","title":{"rendered":"Shocking outcome in kidnaped chicken case"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In a baffling turn of events, Doreen, Joe Travers&#8217; chicken that was apparently kidnaped last week was <a href=\"http:\/\/chicken-news.blogspot.com\/\">caught by papparazzi<\/a> in revealing attire, along with one of her captors. The perpetrators had previously sent <a href=\"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-content\/travers-we-have-your-chicken.jpg\">a ransom note<\/a> demanding the famous Vaultmeister release the Roxy dvd, considered the pearl of FZ&#8217;s vault-oyster, in exchange for setting her free. Brainwashing? Gigantic hoax? <a href=\"http:\/\/chicken-news.blogspot.com\/2004\/12\/cheeky-chickadee-unmasked.html\">See for yourself<\/a>. Regardless, Joe can now breathe relieved as life goes on&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a baffling turn of events, Doreen, Joe Travers&#8217; chicken that was apparently kidnaped last week was caught by papparazzi in revealing attire, along with one of her captors. The perpetrators had previously sent a ransom note demanding the famous &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2004\/12\/19\/shocking-outcome-in-kidnaped-chicken-case\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2238","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2238"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2238\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}