{"id":2097,"date":"2004-09-27T18:28:22","date_gmt":"2004-09-27T16:28:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2004\/09\/27\/why-did-the-chicken-pass-the-road"},"modified":"2004-09-27T18:33:52","modified_gmt":"2004-09-27T16:33:52","slug":"why-did-the-chicken-pass-the-road","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2004\/09\/27\/why-did-the-chicken-pass-the-road","title":{"rendered":"I Missed One?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are many answers as to why <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chickenjoke.com\/\">the chicken decided to cross the road<\/a>. Colonel Sanders&#8217; Answer: &#8220;I missed one?&#8221;<br \/>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/chicken-news.blogspot.com\">Chicken News<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are many answers as to why the chicken decided to cross the road. Colonel Sanders&#8217; Answer: &#8220;I missed one?&#8221;(via Chicken News)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2097","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2097","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2097"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2097\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}