{"id":2027,"date":"2004-07-30T19:44:41","date_gmt":"2004-07-31T02:44:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2004\/07\/30\/whodunnit"},"modified":"2004-09-25T16:09:43","modified_gmt":"2004-09-25T14:09:43","slug":"whodunnit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2004\/07\/30\/whodunnit","title":{"rendered":"Whodunnit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sure by now you know: The Simpsons will feature an episode wherein one of the characters <a href=\"http:\/\/www.plastic.com\/article.html;sid=04\/07\/28\/07464653\">outs his or her self as being gay<\/a>. Who&#8217;d ya think it&#8217;s gonna be? My bet&#8217;s on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesimpsons.com\/bios\/bios_townspeople_burns.htm\">Mr. Burns<\/a>. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesimpsons.com\/bios\/bios_townspeople_smithers.htm\">Smithers&#038;l\u00c5\u00b4;\/a> is way too obvious, Marge&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesimpsons.com\/bios\/bios_family_patty.htm\">sisters<\/a> are simply <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesimpsons.com\/bios\/bios_family_selma.htm\">asexual<\/a> anyway, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesimpsons.com\/bios\/bios_townspeople_moe.htm\">Moe<\/a>&#8216;s a frustrated butt pincher, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesimpsons.com\/bios\/bios_townspeople_barney.htm\">Barney<\/a> is, well, turned on by beer. Your thoughts? Could it be one of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesimpsons.com\/bios\/bios_townspeople_ned.htm\">Flanders<\/a>? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesimpsons.com\/bios\/bios_townspeople_krusty.htm\">Krusty<\/a>?<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sure by now you know: The Simpsons will feature an episode wherein one of the characters outs his or her self as being gay. Who&#8217;d ya think it&#8217;s gonna be? My bet&#8217;s on Mr. Burns. Smithers&#038;l\u00c5\u00b4;\/a> is way too &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2004\/07\/30\/whodunnit\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,11,23,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2027","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comics","category-personal","category-pop-cult","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2027","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2027"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2027\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2027"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2027"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2027"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}