{"id":2026,"date":"2004-07-30T14:27:11","date_gmt":"2004-07-30T21:27:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2004\/07\/30\/dept-of-vague-paranoia"},"modified":"2004-09-25T16:09:22","modified_gmt":"2004-09-25T14:09:22","slug":"dept-of-vague-paranoia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2004\/07\/30\/dept-of-vague-paranoia","title":{"rendered":"Dept. of Vague Paranoia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Aah the Brits: &#8220;Public safety is the Government&#8217;s number <s>one<\/s> ten priority (the top three are reelection, kissing George Bush&#8217;s arse, and stopping Gordon Brown becoming PM). We must be prepared to deal with any emergency, whatever it is or wherever it comes from. And that includes zombie attacks! And zombie pirate attacks! And killer robots! And both at the same time! <a href=\"http:\/\/www.preparingforemergencies.co.uk\/\" title=\"From the British Department of Vague Paranoia\">Are YOU ready?<\/a>&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aah the Brits: &#8220;Public safety is the Government&#8217;s number one ten priority (the top three are reelection, kissing George Bush&#8217;s arse, and stopping Gordon Brown becoming PM). We must be prepared to deal with any emergency, whatever it is or &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2004\/07\/30\/dept-of-vague-paranoia\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2026","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2026","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2026"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2026\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2026"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2026"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2026"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}