{"id":1962,"date":"2004-06-10T12:32:02","date_gmt":"2004-06-10T19:32:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2004\/06\/10\/yokos-birthday-card"},"modified":"2004-09-25T16:20:45","modified_gmt":"2004-09-25T14:20:45","slug":"yokos-birthday-card","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2004\/06\/10\/yokos-birthday-card","title":{"rendered":"Yoko&#8217;s Birthday Card"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yankeepotroast.org\/birthday\/\" title=\"lots and lots of them\">Birthday cards<\/a> to the stars. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yankeepotroast.org\/birthday\/february.html#ono\">This one<\/a>, to Yoko Ono, is filled with love: &#8220;P.S. I swear, Yoko, if you do anything whatsoever to break up Coldplay, I&#8217;m gonna go apeshit. Ya got that? Go break up Blink 182. They suck.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Birthday cards to the stars. This one, to Yoko Ono, is filled with love: &#8220;P.S. I swear, Yoko, if you do anything whatsoever to break up Coldplay, I&#8217;m gonna go apeshit. Ya got that? Go break up Blink 182. They &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2004\/06\/10\/yokos-birthday-card\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,23,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1962","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bizarre","category-pop-cult","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1962","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1962"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1962\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1962"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1962"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1962"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}