{"id":1911,"date":"2004-05-07T13:16:21","date_gmt":"2004-05-07T20:16:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2004\/05\/07\/mah-crib"},"modified":"2004-09-29T13:17:31","modified_gmt":"2004-09-29T11:17:31","slug":"mah-crib","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2004\/05\/07\/mah-crib","title":{"rendered":"Mah Crib"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rockandrollconfidential.com\/cribs.htm\">So you&#8217;re gonna be on &#8220;Cribs&#8221;?<\/a><br \/>\n17. The proper &#8220;Crib Touring Stance&#8221; is to hold your right fist in your left hand and place both over your sternum. Hold your lips inside your mouth to evoke a placid demeanor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So you&#8217;re gonna be on &#8220;Cribs&#8221;? 17. The proper &#8220;Crib Touring Stance&#8221; is to hold your right fist in your left hand and place both over your sternum. Hold your lips inside your mouth to evoke a placid demeanor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1911","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1911","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1911"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1911\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}