{"id":1900,"date":"2004-05-03T12:31:16","date_gmt":"2004-05-03T19:31:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2004\/05\/03\/read-all-about-it"},"modified":"2004-09-28T17:02:44","modified_gmt":"2004-09-28T15:02:44","slug":"read-all-about-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2004\/05\/03\/read-all-about-it","title":{"rendered":"Read All About It!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Centerville (Roitters) &#8211; In what&#8217;s been described as one of the most impressive updates in the history of the web, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thebignote.com\/\">thebignote<\/a>&#8216;s SOFA today announced the birth of several new features which he described as &#8220;nifty, tuf &#8216;n bitchin'&#8221;. &#8220;I think I may cry, &#8221; said the editor in chief, his voice trembling as he called us from his Winnebago stationed near Holland Michigan. &#8220;I&#8217;m particularly proud of our new magazine, &#8216;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thebignote.com\/archived\/i_never_really_cared_for_sports_illustrated_the_swimsuit_edition.php\">I Never Really Cared For Sports, Illustrated<\/a>&#8216;, but please tell your readers we&#8217;ve also got <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thebignote.com\/archived\/fake_the_boots_part_iv.php\">a new Fake Boot<\/a>, a massive new portion of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thebignote.com\/archived\/bald_headed_johns_vault.php\">FZ-related downloads<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thebignote.com\/archived\/a_mother_of_a_story.php\">an essay written by Mike Keneally<\/a>!&#8221; The editor in chief was last seen running down Main Street wearing nothing but a &#8220;Beer Makes Beautiful Bodies&#8221; T-shirt, yelling <i>&#8220;Viola! Viola!&#8221;<\/i>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Centerville (Roitters) &#8211; In what&#8217;s been described as one of the most impressive updates in the history of the web, thebignote&#8216;s SOFA today announced the birth of several new features which he described as &#8220;nifty, tuf &#8216;n bitchin&#8217;&#8221;. &#8220;I think &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2004\/05\/03\/read-all-about-it\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,15,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1900","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-frank-zappa","category-zappa-audiovideo","category-zappa-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1900","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1900"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1900\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}