{"id":1696,"date":"2003-12-19T09:36:21","date_gmt":"2003-12-19T16:36:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/12\/19\/im-the-slime"},"modified":"2003-12-19T09:36:21","modified_gmt":"2003-12-19T16:36:21","slug":"im-the-slime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/12\/19\/im-the-slime","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m The Slime"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Aah the holiday season. Nothing beats serving as the cozy host for a couple billion microbes, coughing up brightly coloured substances (with amazing elasticity, I might add) and generally feeling like someone ran over you with a truck. Twice. Yes: <i>we have a cold<\/i>. What? Oh yeah, it&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/killuglyradio.com\/features\/barrys_friday_poot.php\" title=\"Horden Pavillion, Sidney, June 24 '73. Get it while it's hot!\">that time of the week again<\/a>. (<i>Hat tip: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zappa.hu\/\">Balint<\/a>!<\/i>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aah the holiday season. Nothing beats serving as the cozy host for a couple billion microbes, coughing up brightly coloured substances (with amazing elasticity, I might add) and generally feeling like someone ran over you with a truck. Twice. Yes: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/12\/19\/im-the-slime\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1696"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1696\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}