{"id":1662,"date":"2003-12-02T10:59:05","date_gmt":"2003-12-02T17:59:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/12\/02\/lumpy-love"},"modified":"2003-12-02T10:59:05","modified_gmt":"2003-12-02T17:59:05","slug":"lumpy-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/12\/02\/lumpy-love","title":{"rendered":"Lumpy Love"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.erotech-industries.com\/Mission.html\" title=\"'Touch. The least understood of all the senses. From our time as infants, the sensation of touch is one that is forever linked to feelings of warmth, security and joy. We see, however, as we grow into childhood, more and more rules and codes are enforced upon this sense. We learn that there is a time and place for the exchange of physical affection, one that is shrouded in secrecy and shame.'\">Gee Mr. Ross<\/a>, here I was thinking your company sold <a href=\"http:\/\/www.erotech-industries.com\/\">sex toys<\/a>. Silly me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gee Mr. Ross, here I was thinking your company sold sex toys. Silly me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1662","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1662","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1662"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1662\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}