{"id":1616,"date":"2003-11-07T09:57:09","date_gmt":"2003-11-07T16:57:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/11\/07\/ike-on-ebay"},"modified":"2003-11-07T09:57:09","modified_gmt":"2003-11-07T16:57:09","slug":"ike-on-ebay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/11\/07\/ike-on-ebay","title":{"rendered":"Ike On eBay"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For $20, Ike Willis <a href=\"http:\/\/cgi.ebay.com\/ws\/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&#038;item=3359450302&#038;category=210\" title=\"'Ike will record 3 personalized answering machine messages for you (whatever you want him to say)'\">answers your voice mail<\/a>. Huh? <br \/><span style=\"font-size:9px\">(plucked from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/discuss\/\">the forum<\/a>)<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For $20, Ike Willis answers your voice mail. Huh? (plucked from the forum)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1616","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1616","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1616"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1616\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1616"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}