{"id":1545,"date":"2003-09-25T11:58:21","date_gmt":"2003-09-25T18:58:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/09\/25\/how-you-get-here"},"modified":"2003-09-25T11:58:21","modified_gmt":"2003-09-25T18:58:21","slug":"how-you-get-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/09\/25\/how-you-get-here","title":{"rendered":"How You Get Here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Guess I should have added another voting option to the recent <a href=\"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hotpoop\/archives\/001756.php\">&#8220;why are you here?&#8221;<\/a> poll. Namely: <a href=\"http:\/\/search.yahoo.com\/search?p=i%27m+a+girl+and+i+need+pictures+on+how+to+masturbate&#038;ei=UTF-8&#038;fr=fp-top\" title=\"How she got here via Yahoo: 'i'm a girl and i need pictures on how to masturbate'. If you can help, give some tips in the comments why dontcha!\">this one<\/a>. To the 13 girls that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hotpoop\/archives\/001756.php\" title=\"You don't want that. Trust me, you don't.\">want to have my child<\/a>: I&#8217;m flattered but taken!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guess I should have added another voting option to the recent &#8220;why are you here?&#8221; poll. Namely: this one. To the 13 girls that want to have my child: I&#8217;m flattered but taken!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1545","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1545","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1545"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1545\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}