{"id":15,"date":"2001-08-03T09:38:47","date_gmt":"2001-08-03T16:38:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2001\/08\/03\/a-muffin-the-size"},"modified":"2001-08-03T09:38:47","modified_gmt":"2001-08-03T16:38:47","slug":"a-muffin-the-size","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2001\/08\/03\/a-muffin-the-size","title":{"rendered":"A muffin the size"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>A muffin the size of a softball is not breakfast. It is dessert\u2014you are eating cake at 8 a.m.<\/i><br \/>\nHere, my good americans, is <a href=\"http:\/\/dailynews.yahoo.com\/h\/ipmk\/20010801\/cm\/we_are_some_kind_of_fat_1.html\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Michael Kelly: We Are Some Kind Of Fat\">some essential reading<\/a> for you&#8230; Pass the lycra please.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A muffin the size of a softball is not breakfast. It is dessert\u2014you are eating cake at 8 a.m. Here, my good americans, is some essential reading for you&#8230; Pass the lycra please.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}