{"id":1494,"date":"2003-08-30T15:17:01","date_gmt":"2003-08-30T22:17:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/08\/30\/he-is-a-mad-wicked-scientist-yes-he-is"},"modified":"2003-08-30T15:17:01","modified_gmt":"2003-08-30T22:17:01","slug":"he-is-a-mad-wicked-scientist-yes-he-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/08\/30\/he-is-a-mad-wicked-scientist-yes-he-is","title":{"rendered":"He is a mad (wicked) scientist, yes he is"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s face it, Barry: this whole office is nothing more than an alibi to cover your actual plans of developing a colossal massive immense mutant pumpkin plant in the backyard. You think we didn&#8217;t get acquainted you <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pumpkinnook.com\/howto\/bonding.htm\" target=\"_blank\">BOND with that pumpkin<\/a> back there? We can hear the noises! That is our backyard too, mind you! Oh, well&#8230; since you kindly pollinated that female pumpkin, i guess you have the right to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pumpkinnook.com\/fun\/names.htm\" target=\"_blank\">choose a name<\/a> for the baby. I like Big Bertha specially! What you think?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s face it, Barry: this whole office is nothing more than an alibi to cover your actual plans of developing a colossal massive immense mutant pumpkin plant in the backyard. You think we didn&#8217;t get acquainted you BOND with that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/08\/30\/he-is-a-mad-wicked-scientist-yes-he-is\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1494"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1494\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}