{"id":1435,"date":"2003-08-08T13:16:30","date_gmt":"2003-08-08T20:16:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/08\/08\/lightbulb"},"modified":"2003-08-08T13:16:30","modified_gmt":"2003-08-08T20:16:30","slug":"lightbulb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/08\/08\/lightbulb","title":{"rendered":"Lightbulb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I bet you&#8217;re <a href=\"http:\/\/members.optusnet.com.au\/~danieln\/lightbulb.htm\">finding this<\/a> as hilareous as I am:<br \/>\n\u2014 How many Frank Zappa&#8217;s does it take to change a light bulb?<br \/>\n\u2014 None, the light bulb is not dead, it just smells funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bet you&#8217;re finding this as hilareous as I am: \u2014 How many Frank Zappa&#8217;s does it take to change a light bulb? \u2014 None, the light bulb is not dead, it just smells funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1435","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1435","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1435"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1435\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}