{"id":1419,"date":"2003-07-26T12:54:14","date_gmt":"2003-07-26T19:54:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/07\/26\/poor-kid"},"modified":"2003-07-26T12:54:14","modified_gmt":"2003-07-26T19:54:14","slug":"poor-kid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/07\/26\/poor-kid","title":{"rendered":"Poor Kid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The fastest way to fame, fortune, stardom <i>and<\/i> the psychiatric ward: (1) <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jedimaster.net\/\">videotape yourself<\/a> while poorly imitating a Jedi Knight (it helps if you look a bit goofy), (2) have the tape lying around, so your friends can put it on the internet for the whole world to see, (3) have the whole world <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jedimaster.net\/swk_videos.htm\">make fun of you<\/a>, (4) in rolls the money <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/news\/culture\/0,1284,58881,00.html\">part one<\/a>, (5) in rolls the money <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/news\/culture\/0,1284,59757,00.html\">part two<\/a>, (6) <a href=\"http:\/\/www.petitiononline.com\/Ghyslain\/petition.html\">star in a movie<\/a>!<br \/>Poor kid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The fastest way to fame, fortune, stardom and the psychiatric ward: (1) videotape yourself while poorly imitating a Jedi Knight (it helps if you look a bit goofy), (2) have the tape lying around, so your friends can put it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/07\/26\/poor-kid\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1419"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1419\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}