{"id":1413,"date":"2003-07-22T23:11:03","date_gmt":"2003-07-23T06:11:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/07\/22\/note-to-my-neighbour"},"modified":"2003-07-22T23:11:03","modified_gmt":"2003-07-23T06:11:03","slug":"note-to-my-neighbour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/07\/22\/note-to-my-neighbour","title":{"rendered":"Note To My Neighbour"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Note to my neighbour: your boomcar sporting soon-to-be son in law, who has everything it takes to feature in the next &#8220;Saturday Night Fever&#8221; remake except for looks, hair and a chin, was recently spotted by me while taking a leak against a front door just a couple of houses away. In broad daylight. Should he attempt this endeavour upon my property in the near future, please be informed that he will be greeted by a pair of professionally sharped scissors and a bucket full of fresh, homegrown urine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Note to my neighbour: your boomcar sporting soon-to-be son in law, who has everything it takes to feature in the next &#8220;Saturday Night Fever&#8221; remake except for looks, hair and a chin, was recently spotted by me while taking a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/07\/22\/note-to-my-neighbour\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1413"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1413\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}