{"id":1393,"date":"2003-07-12T00:32:17","date_gmt":"2003-07-12T07:32:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/07\/12\/shes-two-years-old"},"modified":"2003-07-12T00:32:17","modified_gmt":"2003-07-12T07:32:17","slug":"shes-two-years-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/07\/12\/shes-two-years-old","title":{"rendered":"She&#8217;s Two Years Old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two years ago, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hotpoop\/archives\/000001.php\">on this day<\/a>, yours truly decided to turn his rather under-appreciated <i><a href=\"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hotpoop\/archives\/001530.php\">Zappa news page<\/a><\/i> into this fancy thing called <i><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rebeccablood.net\/essays\/weblog_history.html\" target=\"_blank\">a weblog<\/a><\/i>. Has it been as good for you as it has been for me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two years ago, on this day, yours truly decided to turn his rather under-appreciated Zappa news page into this fancy thing called a weblog. Has it been as good for you as it has been for me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1393","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1393","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1393"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1393\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}