“So Barry, where’s that Friday Boot?”
\n\u2014 “Well it was eaten by snakes.”
\n“So we can stab ‘n’ shoot ‘n’ spit but you won’t be fixin’ it?”
\n\u2014 “Ain’t lyin’, ain’t lazy. It’s coming. Soon.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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