{"id":1142,"date":"2003-03-31T14:43:20","date_gmt":"2003-03-31T21:43:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/03\/31\/look-ma-no-hands"},"modified":"2003-03-31T14:43:20","modified_gmt":"2003-03-31T21:43:20","slug":"look-ma-no-hands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/03\/31\/look-ma-no-hands","title":{"rendered":"Look Ma, No Hands!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Leave it up to the Japanese to invent <a href=\"http:\/\/mdn.mainichi.co.jp\/waiwai\/0303\/0326nohands.html\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Bring on the Super Onanism Machine!\">the first powered sex aid<\/a> capable of moving vertically as well as horizontally without needing a guiding hand from the user.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Leave it up to the Japanese to invent the first powered sex aid capable of moving vertically as well as horizontally without needing a guiding hand from the user.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1142"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1142\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}