{"id":1119,"date":"2003-03-25T09:24:33","date_gmt":"2003-03-25T16:24:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/03\/25\/nanookanohnoh"},"modified":"2003-03-25T09:24:33","modified_gmt":"2003-03-25T16:24:33","slug":"nanookanohnoh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/03\/25\/nanookanohnoh","title":{"rendered":"Nanookanohnoh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Barry, you score 75 % on the ZappaMeter.<br \/>\nYou are a <b>Nanook<\/b>. Your state of &#8220;Zappaness&#8221; is admirable. You save your money, and don&#8217;t go to the show. You can handle most confrontations with authority &#8211; with the exception of your mother, crying. It is most important at this state to avoid giant poodle dogs and Chester&#8217;s gorilla.&#8221;<br \/>Take the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thebignote.com\/archived\/the_original_zappameter_test.php\" target=\"_blank\">Original ZappaMeter Test<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Barry, you score 75 % on the ZappaMeter. You are a Nanook. Your state of &#8220;Zappaness&#8221; is admirable. You save your money, and don&#8217;t go to the show. You can handle most confrontations with authority &#8211; with the exception of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/03\/25\/nanookanohnoh\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}