{"id":1118,"date":"2003-03-24T12:12:03","date_gmt":"2003-03-24T19:12:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/03\/24\/haircut"},"modified":"2003-03-24T12:12:03","modified_gmt":"2003-03-24T19:12:03","slug":"haircut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/03\/24\/haircut","title":{"rendered":"Haircut"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I looked good! I felt even better! People began to notice me! I got an office, with a plant and a window and an Internet connection and everything!&#8221; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cs.toronto.edu\/~wayne\/haircut\/haircut.html\" target=\"_blank\">What a haircut can do for a man.<\/a> Which reminds me: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.weht.net\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"whatever happened to...\">whatever happened<\/a> to <a href=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/Name?Nance,%20Jack\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Jack Nance\">that guy who played John Nance<\/a> in <a href=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/Title?0074486\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"one of my favorite movies of all time\">Eraserhead<\/a>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I looked good! I felt even better! People began to notice me! I got an office, with a plant and a window and an Internet connection and everything!&#8221; What a haircut can do for a man. Which reminds me: whatever &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/03\/24\/haircut\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1118"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1118\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}