{"id":1086,"date":"2003-03-13T09:56:23","date_gmt":"2003-03-13T16:56:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/03\/13\/trying-to-get-laid"},"modified":"2003-03-13T09:56:23","modified_gmt":"2003-03-13T16:56:23","slug":"trying-to-get-laid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/03\/13\/trying-to-get-laid","title":{"rendered":"Trying to Get Laid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mike, and I am a complete and utter pathetic loser. I am twenty-four years old, short, pudgy, balding, poor and have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zerosexlife.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">nearly nothing to offer<\/a> a member of the opposite sex.&#8221; How about giving Cameron Diaz <a href=\"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hotpoop\/archives\/001254.php\" title=\"Hot Poop: 'Perfect Sense'\">a call<\/a>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mike, and I am a complete and utter pathetic loser. I am twenty-four years old, short, pudgy, balding, poor and have nearly nothing to offer a member of the opposite sex.&#8221; How &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/03\/13\/trying-to-get-laid\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1086","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1086","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1086"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1086\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1086"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1086"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1086"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}