{"id":1047,"date":"2003-03-04T11:54:24","date_gmt":"2003-03-04T18:54:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/03\/04\/cartoon-physics"},"modified":"2003-03-04T11:54:24","modified_gmt":"2003-03-04T18:54:24","slug":"cartoon-physics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/03\/04\/cartoon-physics","title":{"rendered":"Cartoon Physics"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation.<\/li>\n<li>Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter.<\/li>\n<li>Any violent rearrangement of feline matter is impermanent.<\/li>\n<li>The time required for an object to fall twenty stories is greater than or equal to the time it takes for whoever knocked it off the ledge to spiral down twenty flights to attempt to capture it unbroken.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u2014 <a href=\"http:\/\/remarque.org\/~doug\/cartoon-physics.html\" target=\"_blank\">Cartoon Laws of Physics<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation. Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Any violent rearrangement of feline matter is impermanent. The time required &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/03\/04\/cartoon-physics\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1047","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1047","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1047"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1047\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1047"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1047"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1047"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}