{"id":1032,"date":"2003-02-27T12:48:31","date_gmt":"2003-02-27T19:48:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/02\/27\/golfball-sized-lumps-of-phlegm"},"modified":"2003-02-27T12:48:31","modified_gmt":"2003-02-27T19:48:31","slug":"golfball-sized-lumps-of-phlegm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/02\/27\/golfball-sized-lumps-of-phlegm","title":{"rendered":"Golfball-sized lumps of phlegm"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone wanting to visit BarryTowers, located somewhere in Asscrack Belgium, take heed of these words from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogjam.com\/old\/000897.html\" target=\"_blank\">Fraser<\/a> upon visiting <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chezlubacov.com\" target=\"_blank\">Luba<\/a>: <i>It&#8217;s not a language, it&#8217;s some kind of terrible vocal torture, as if people are trying to swallow their own heads while simultaneously attempting to cough up golfball-sized lumps of phlegm.<\/i> Quite an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.learndutch.org\/Dutch\/Dutch.html\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Hallo, mijn naam is Hans Brinkler.\">accurate description<\/a>, if you ask me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone wanting to visit BarryTowers, located somewhere in Asscrack Belgium, take heed of these words from Fraser upon visiting Luba: It&#8217;s not a language, it&#8217;s some kind of terrible vocal torture, as if people are trying to swallow their own &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/2003\/02\/27\/golfball-sized-lumps-of-phlegm\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1032","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1032"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killuglyradio.com\/hot-poop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}