There’s an article on The Onion today that I think we can all relate to: Frank Zappa Fan Thinks You Just Haven’t Heard The Right Album.
Category: Amusing
Seinfeld & Poodles
Someone I know recently dreamed she had a poodle by the name of Seinfeld. For the last five minutes, I’ve been trying to couple that curious factoid with these “Seinfeld teams up with Superman” clips — but no cigar.
“Burned-out Chickadee Sandwich
Get to know the story of Lulu, Nellie, Jack and Jill, who were rehabilitated for society at Mr. Croner’s farm, and were having a life of service to their community, but now their lives are in danger. Chicken, run!!
Rummy the Poet
Here’s Donald Rumsfeld, doing a good job showing why G Dubya B. should be censured. Maybe it’s the poetry gig?
Snork
Finally, a way to have sex and look like an idiot: “The Pussy Snorkel allows a man to continue breathing while performing oral sex on a woman in a spa, bathtub or even a bowl of green Jell-O.”
Orrin Hatch
Orrin Hatch + comedy gold = not going to happen: the senator prank.
Wino Man
“After several of these bizarre calls, whoever it was began to have actual conversations with me. He never identified himself, but it was apparent by the sound of his voice that this was no little kid. This was a grown man, probably in his forties or fifties, who was quite likely completely insane.”
Losers
Lots of browsing fun at losers.org, where I came across such gems as Big Truck Love, 80s guy and Allen Chung’s Palace to name but a few. Someone should submit these people to their database though.
Bovine Perspiration
“While using the Bovine Rectal Palpation Simulator the student palpates virtual objects resembling parts of the reproductive tract inside the rear-half of a fibreglass cow.”
In praise of Ted
Meet Ted Jesus Christ God. Ted is the Second Coming of God, and Ted spreads The Gospel with spam.
It’s a Honker
The Big Nose Appreciation Page. They have a forum too!
HOT Comics
… full color comics that are packed with the absolute truth regarding moral issues young people are faced with everyday!
Disabled Starving Artist
Heh heh heh! Nice try, Dennis.
Sleazy Bars
“We invite you to post your own favourite sleazy bar (where ever it is), or comment on the bars in our database, especially if you visited one of them!” (burps)