Comments on: Links For 20-01-08 http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-08 Frank Zappa news, weird links, lumpy gravy. Wanna bun? Fri, 21 Nov 2008 20:01:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: urbangraffito http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-08#comment-17636 urbangraffito Wed, 23 Jan 2008 02:05:23 +0000 http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-07#comment-17636 [quote comment="17635"]That's funny, www.idiotbastard.com is completely gone... did the barking pumpkin get him? or maybe he just didn't pay his bill?[/quote] He's still there, George. Must've been a hiccup the zft scared away... A quote from George:

That’s funny, http://www.idiotbastard.com is completely gone… did the barking pumpkin get him? or maybe he just didn’t pay his bill?

He’s still there, George. Must’ve been a hiccup the zft scared away…

]]> By: George http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-08#comment-17635 George Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:14:54 +0000 http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-07#comment-17635 That's funny, www.idiotbastard.com is completely gone... did the barking pumpkin get him? or maybe he just didn't pay his bill? That’s funny, http://www.idiotbastard.com is completely gone… did the barking pumpkin get him? or maybe he just didn’t pay his bill?

]]> By: jim http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-08#comment-17630 jim Tue, 22 Jan 2008 04:44:45 +0000 http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-07#comment-17630 The Inupiat are gonna need an attorney soon. As will the current owner of the Shroud of Turin. (Remember when PepsiCo tried to copyright "Uh-Huh!"?) You'll take MY porn away when you pry it out of my chapped oily hands! $5000 for a pre-amp ... so it'll sound like it's blown-out. Gosh, dude, how very bogus! Why not save the dough by getting a cheap amp & blowing it out, for free? Needless to say, the original requisite of simply poking holes in the speaker cone with a needle is too low-tech (not to mention obvious). Enter the Scrotum Smasher & Fucking Fucker - for bourgeois rawk-god-wannabes only! The Inupiat are gonna need an attorney soon.
As will the current owner of the Shroud of Turin.

(Remember when PepsiCo tried to copyright “Uh-Huh!”?)

You’ll take MY porn away when you pry it out of my chapped oily hands!

$5000 for a pre-amp … so it’ll sound like it’s blown-out. Gosh, dude, how very bogus! Why not save the dough by getting a cheap amp & blowing it out, for free? Needless to say, the original requisite of simply poking holes in the speaker cone with a needle is too low-tech (not to mention obvious). Enter the Scrotum Smasher & Fucking Fucker - for bourgeois rawk-god-wannabes only!

]]> By: Paul Sempschi http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-08#comment-17629 Paul Sempschi Tue, 22 Jan 2008 02:10:50 +0000 http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-07#comment-17629 hmm, the $10 deal might be a decent idea, anyone interested in following up onnit? hmm, the $10 deal might be a decent idea, anyone interested in following up onnit?

]]> By: Roland http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-08#comment-17626 Roland Mon, 21 Jan 2008 20:30:29 +0000 http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-07#comment-17626 ... installing 16- sixteen - G-1000 Guitar Amplifiers ... ... playing Dumb All Over on nuclear powered pan flutes ... It´s The Grand Wazoo vs. Kurt Schwitters, it´s the Gospel according to Bernard , verse 145556g. Gee, I like your story, bernard. Makes me feel like a Dick - Philip K. Dick - shaken not stirred. And Five-Five-Five will always be the first 3 digits making a phone call in LA. Up in smoke it is ... the future is unwritten ... Let´s mind the ... … installing 16- sixteen - G-1000 Guitar Amplifiers …

… playing Dumb All Over on nuclear powered pan flutes …

It´s The Grand Wazoo vs. Kurt Schwitters, it´s the Gospel according to Bernard , verse 145556g. Gee, I like your story, bernard. Makes me feel like a Dick - Philip K. Dick - shaken not stirred. And Five-Five-Five will always be the first 3 digits making a phone call in LA. Up in smoke it is … the future is unwritten … Let´s mind the …

]]> By: urbangraffito http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-08#comment-17625 urbangraffito Mon, 21 Jan 2008 20:15:27 +0000 http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-07#comment-17625 And as a heavenly light passed through an opening in them old brown clouds, Urbangraffito's descendants peered upward and glimpsed the saintly imperial as the most discordant music heard in thousands of centuries filled their ears, and all they could say was, remembering the words of their great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather Urbangraffito: Amen, brother, and... Whatever happened to all the fun in the world? And as a heavenly light passed through an opening in them old brown clouds, Urbangraffito’s descendants peered upward and glimpsed the saintly imperial as the most discordant music heard in thousands of centuries filled their ears, and all they could say was, remembering the words of their great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather Urbangraffito: Amen, brother, and…

Whatever happened to all the fun in the world?

]]> By: bernard http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-08#comment-17624 bernard Mon, 21 Jan 2008 17:09:42 +0000 http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-07#comment-17624 How did the Pres. of Albania know ' bout Uncle Barry? It's simple . Why? Basically because it's easy to understand, right? In 2056 Uncle B. got his mausoleum in the suburbs of Tirana. Why? And why did Albania become a super power? As a result of atomic tourism, http://www.atomictourist.com/, the latest find of the tourist industry in 2036. Both Americas, Asia and Western Europe got completely destroyed. Los Angeles was nothing more than just smoke. Uncle B., who escaped, kept preaching the FZ gospel in Eastern Europe together with his soul mate & buddy Balint. Dr. Sharleena, then a nurse, tried to help people. However she died soon afterwards. Uncle B. & Nurse S. sent an open letter to the world, the day before they both died. It said : " As a result of atomic tourism people get very ill. One of the earliest symptons is both installing 16- sixteen - G-1000 Guitar Amplifiers at once and raising the price of one record from Rockaway Records to 6,7 billion euros. However the human race will die out.". That was the reason why they got - in the shadow of Mother Teresa, another great Albanian - a nomination for the Nobel Prize Humanities & Science. And when Rolands & Urbangr's descendants showed up in Albania in 4008 in an attempt to stop the president from taking action they quite soon discovered porn. They discovered like mined people in Tirana, actually descendants of the Dweezils & Moons children. However they made up their mind and set up a busker band, playing music - in Tiranas streets - from Bach, FZ, FredVanHove, Orlando Di Lasso, MarvinGaye & the like. Nobody listened. As £*L^lL°¨happened to be the latest musical trend. - Quote from the Gospel according to Bernard , verse 145556g. How did the Pres. of Albania know ‘ bout Uncle Barry?

It’s simple . Why? Basically because it’s easy to understand, right?

In 2056 Uncle B. got his mausoleum in the suburbs of Tirana. Why? And why did Albania become a super power? As a result of atomic tourism, http://www.atomictourist.com/, the latest find of the tourist industry in 2036. Both Americas, Asia and Western Europe got completely destroyed. Los Angeles was nothing more than just smoke.
Uncle B., who escaped, kept preaching the FZ gospel in Eastern Europe together with his soul mate & buddy Balint. Dr. Sharleena, then a nurse, tried to help people. However she died soon afterwards. Uncle B. & Nurse S. sent an open letter to the world, the day before they both died. It said : ” As a result of atomic tourism people get very ill. One of the earliest symptons is both installing 16- sixteen - G-1000 Guitar Amplifiers at once and raising the price of one record from Rockaway Records to 6,7 billion euros. However the human race will die out.”. That was the reason why they got - in the shadow of Mother Teresa, another great Albanian - a nomination for the Nobel Prize Humanities & Science.
And when Rolands & Urbangr’s descendants showed up in Albania in 4008 in an attempt to stop the president from taking action they quite soon discovered porn. They discovered like mined people in Tirana, actually descendants of the Dweezils & Moons children.
However they made up their mind and set up a busker band, playing music - in Tiranas streets - from Bach, FZ, FredVanHove, Orlando Di Lasso, MarvinGaye & the like.
Nobody listened. As £*L^lL°¨happened to be the latest musical trend.

- Quote from the Gospel according to Bernard , verse 145556g.

]]> By: Guilty Quoter http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-08#comment-17623 Guilty Quoter Mon, 21 Jan 2008 16:52:52 +0000 http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-07#comment-17623 "Where did they go? When did they come from? What has become of them now? How much was the leakage From the drain in the night And who are those dudes In the back seat of Barry's car? " “Where did they go?
When did they come from?
What has become of them now?
How much was the leakage
From the drain in the night
And who are those dudes
In the back seat of Barry’s car? “

]]> By: Roland http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-08#comment-17622 Roland Mon, 21 Jan 2008 16:42:01 +0000 http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-07#comment-17622 A C&D letter to Uncle Barry´s Farm, cmplaining, that the musicians were buried alive, while playing ... A C&D letter to Uncle Barry´s Farm, cmplaining, that the musicians were buried alive, while playing …

]]> By: bernard http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-08#comment-17619 bernard Mon, 21 Jan 2008 14:50:36 +0000 http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-07#comment-17619 And we're actually that bad that the audience starts shooting. Result : we're all officially burried in Alaska. In the year 4008 a courageous discovery crew from the new super power state Albania discovers the froozen dead bodies. They are very surprised about our faces, they call them masks. Back in Tirana the crew is invited in the Presidents office. He says : I will send a C& D letter to all the descendants of Uncle Barry. And we’re actually that bad that the audience starts shooting. Result : we’re all officially burried in Alaska.

In the year 4008 a courageous discovery crew from the new super power state Albania discovers the froozen dead bodies. They are very surprised about our faces, they call them masks. Back in Tirana the crew is invited in the Presidents office. He says : I will send a C& D letter to all the descendants of Uncle Barry.

]]> By: Roland http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-08#comment-17618 Roland Mon, 21 Jan 2008 14:30:27 +0000 http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-07#comment-17618 How ´bout this: We have a jam session, saxophone, ukulele, phone book, some wine glasses full of water and play Black Napkins - jane23 sings the lyrics, bernard will do the background vocals and we call it "Why Do White Folks Like Litigation So Much". How ´bout this: We have a jam session, saxophone, ukulele, phone book, some wine glasses full of water and play Black Napkins - jane23 sings the lyrics, bernard will do the background vocals and we call it “Why Do White Folks Like Litigation So Much”.

]]> By: bernard http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-08#comment-17617 bernard Mon, 21 Jan 2008 13:56:40 +0000 http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-07#comment-17617 As you might have noticed, Roland, I intended to add some pornography to this blog by mentioning this latest news. As you might have noticed, Roland, I intended to add some pornography to this blog by mentioning this latest news.

]]> By: Roland http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-08#comment-17616 Roland Mon, 21 Jan 2008 11:49:39 +0000 http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-07#comment-17616 Oh my God, bernard! You really give me the creeps. But isn´t the AAAFNRAA Birthday Bundle the first step in this direction? Oh my God, bernard! You really give me the creeps. But isn´t the AAAFNRAA Birthday Bundle the first step in this direction?

]]> By: bernard http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-08#comment-17615 bernard Mon, 21 Jan 2008 11:35:58 +0000 http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-07#comment-17615 Did you hear the latest news? Gail just discovered a new role in life. Her great example is Alice Coltrane ( John Coltranes wife). What is she going to do? " The nerve! Alice Coltrane’s reputation was already shaky within traditional jazz critics in the early 1970s. You can just about still hear the echoes of righteous indignation that rolled in when she took previously unreleased performances from her sainted husband circa 1965 and 1966, and superimposed a blanket of strings, harp, Indian drones. Rerecorded her own solos. Dropped Charlie Haden in there. Coltrane with strings? Heresy! With performances including members of the classic quartet, no less. It was like somebody spraying graffiti on the Mona Lisa to “improve” it." see : http://destination-out.com/?p=165 Did you hear the latest news? Gail just discovered a new role in life. Her great example is Alice Coltrane ( John Coltranes wife).
What is she going to do?
” The nerve! Alice Coltrane’s reputation was already shaky within traditional jazz critics in the early 1970s. You can just about still hear the echoes of righteous indignation that rolled in when she took previously unreleased performances from her sainted husband circa 1965 and 1966, and superimposed a blanket of strings, harp, Indian drones. Rerecorded her own solos. Dropped Charlie Haden in there. Coltrane with strings? Heresy! With performances including members of the classic quartet, no less. It was like somebody spraying graffiti on the Mona Lisa to “improve” it.”
see : http://destination-out.com/?p=165

]]> By: xorg http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-08#comment-17614 xorg Mon, 21 Jan 2008 11:30:46 +0000 http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-07#comment-17614 I was wondering if perhaps Herb Cohen had died and his estate are selling off all his stuff? Otherwise I couldn't figure why Mr Cohen should choose this particular time to dispose of all his FZ memorabilia. I was wondering if perhaps Herb Cohen had died and his estate are selling off all his stuff? Otherwise I couldn’t figure why Mr Cohen should choose this particular time to dispose of all his FZ memorabilia.

]]> By: Jamez http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-08#comment-17613 Jamez Mon, 21 Jan 2008 10:33:22 +0000 http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-07#comment-17613 What would Frank've said about her? What would Frank’ve said about her?

]]> By: Jamez http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-08#comment-17612 Jamez Mon, 21 Jan 2008 10:32:48 +0000 http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-07#comment-17612 [quote comment="17603"]No Porn Pledge: Perhaps it's just my age, but I prefer the real thing to a visual simulation. And maybe, just maybe, that's what's wrong with the world these days: ppl have given up the real for the simulated. <i> Hey darlin...can I buy ya a drink? Lookin for mister goodbar? here he is... Wait a minute...Ive got it...youre an italian! Hah? Yer jewish? Love your nails...you must be a libra... </i>[/quote] Is Amy Winehouse a Libra? A quote from urbangraffito:

No Porn Pledge: Perhaps it’s just my age, but I prefer the real thing to a visual simulation. And maybe, just maybe, that’s what’s wrong with the world these days: ppl have given up the real for the simulated.


Hey darlin…can I buy ya a drink?
Lookin for mister goodbar? here he is…
Wait a minute…Ive got it…youre an italian!
Hah?
Yer jewish?
Love your nails…you must be a libra…

Is Amy Winehouse a Libra?

]]> By: Jamez http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-08#comment-17611 Jamez Mon, 21 Jan 2008 10:31:23 +0000 http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-07#comment-17611 Surprised to find a anti-Porn site that isn't a rabid religious fanatic site! Almost spilt my drink! Surprised to find a anti-Porn site that isn’t a rabid religious fanatic site! Almost spilt my drink!

]]> By: Barry's Imaginary Publisher http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-08#comment-17610 Barry's Imaginary Publisher Mon, 21 Jan 2008 09:35:54 +0000 http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-07#comment-17610 [quote comment="17600"]Links for 20-01-07 The links are a year old???[/quote] Whoops! Fixed. A quote from jane23:

Links for 20-01-07
The links are a year old???

Whoops! Fixed.

]]> By: Hugh http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-08#comment-17609 Hugh Mon, 21 Jan 2008 08:24:45 +0000 http://www.killuglyradio.com/hot-poop/2008/01/20/links-for-20-01-07#comment-17609 Guilty As Charged! Oh wait . . . my mistake, I was holding a roll of lifesavers. Guilty As Charged!
Oh wait . . . my mistake, I was holding a roll of lifesavers.

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