iTunes Sig

‘t is a thing of wonder, the iTunes Signature Maker:

iTunes Signature Maker (iTSM) analyzes your music collection and creates a short audio signature to represent who you are and what you listen to. After it checks your system configuration and asks you a few simple questions, iTSM will spend a few minutes analyzing your collection and generating the audio signature.

As for mine? Have a listen, see if you recognize some tunes. ;)

15 Responses to “iTunes Sig”

  1. Bob Again says:

    scary…sounds like the soundtrack to the nightmare I had after downing some of that shit SOFA sold me.

  2. Frunobulax says:

    Weird, but oddly pleasant.

  3. jonnybutter says:


  4. SOFA says:

    Jeez Bob Again,
    That shit I sold you was for external use only!
    You’re lucky to be alive…

  5. Duncan says:

    That is very clever.

    This is very me :)

  6. xorg says:

    Revolution No.9?

  7. Bob Again says:

    I lost the instructions, had no idea it was for external use only and, yes, it’s fucking great to be alive!

  8. Birdman! says:

    Wow! That sounds great! ITunes should put out a CD of smoothly segueing iSigs.

    John Oswald’s “Plexure” and “Plunderphonics” are similar but don’t generally flow as well. Sounds to me like late Coltrane, with Thom Yorke and Ike Willis on vocals, mystically cojoining to become Sun Ra… with a children’s choir.

    This could be a useful adjunct to Jungian therapy, helping people get comfortable with the sound that is going on in their subconscious 24/7 by making an iSig of their own music collection.

  9. Bob Again says:

    Dick Cheney’s Sig.

    Beat the Boots!

  10. Regyptian of Destiny says:

    Lots of those friday boots in mine….

    Keep ’em comin’, Gilles!

  11. SOFA says:

    And if anyone here doesn’t feel that it’s fucking great to be alive, well you should leave right now, because this forum will bum you out.
    (Or you’ll bum us; either way…)
    Rub it on your feet first, Bob Again. By the end of the first week, you should be up to your crotch.
    Great news here: you get to linger a while.
    Gotta love those emolients, huh?
    (And, if you’re following the directions, you should be ready to re-order. PayPal is cool, ya know.)

  12. Bob Again says:

    “re-order” – no “pre-order” shenanigans here…always a pleasure to do business with you. EIHN!

  13. Birdman! says:

    Are you guys talking about the new Extra Strength Tiger Balm with Ayahuasca?

  14. Bob Again says:

    AYA Who What SCA? Why a you aska? Why a no chicken?

  15. Aya Slutskaya says:

    What did you call me?

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