Zappa Press Release

Via Magic Fingers, Musibrarium Keeper and overall Strictly Genteel Person, KUR got a hold of this:

FZ Press Release 77

A press release anouncing the 77-78 tour as well as the Läther album… and since FZ is the one writing it, you’re treated to little gems like this:

“C’mon now, press person! Concentrate… I know you skimmed through another half-dozen of these stupid press kits already today… you think I like to write these things every year before we go out on the road? Let’s face it, IT’S A PAIN IN THE BUTT… look whynt’cha sort of smooth out for a minute… sort of get yerself together… think about that novel you’re going to write when you don’t have to crank these little articles out anymore… take a deep breath… that’s it… puff up yer thorax… turn the page now.”

Here’s all three pages, for your reading pleasure: 1 | 2 | 3 .

3 thoughts on “Zappa Press Release”

  1. Maybe the chumps at ZFT will read this and note that the press release is intelligible, it contains information, and contact details for finding out more!

  2. Aah, clarity, information, perhaps a slight element of grandiosity, but nevertheless a STATEMENT OF FACTUAL INTENT WHICH WAS DELIVERED UPON.
    I echo xorg’s sentiment.

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