Whip It Out, I Mean Seriously

What can you do that’s fantastic?

16 Responses to “Whip It Out, I Mean Seriously”

  1. chadkops says:

    I can play alto saxophone and piano.

  2. pat says:

    i can eat an entire can of condensed milk in one sitting.

  3. puptentacle says:

    I can do a dead-on impersonation of Apu from the Simpsons.

    I can also do my job without climbing a bell tower with a rifle!

  4. mediocre says:

    I can play the guitar, I can strum it rhythmically,
    I can sing along with my guitar as I strum.

    I can strum, sing, dance, I can make merry fun all over the stage*

    * may not contain 100% truth

  5. Dr Sharleena says:

    I can be regular. (Almost) every day!

  6. houdinination says:

    I can dance and smoke at the same time. Even to funny fast little notes george duke sings. And beyond.

  7. alana moriison says:

    i can dance in pants

  8. alana moriison says:

    I CAN DANCE IN PANTS LISTENING APOSTROPHE

  9. mediocre says:

    I CAN DANCE IN PANTS LISTENING APOSTROPHE AND SMILE MY GREAT SMILE

  10. Barry says:

    I KNOW HOW TO – I mean, I know how to turn off caplocks on my keyboard!

  11. centralscrew10iser says:

    I DON’T KNOW HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK, BUT I’M FANTASTIC ANYWAY…..

  12. Fantasmo says:

    I don’t need genitals to be happy

  13. Hairfarmer says:

    I can sing the last chorus of ‘Inca Roads’ (George’s & Nappi’s parts by myself).
    … well my cousin was impressed.

  14. Duodenum says:

    I’m a smoker, I’m a joker, I’m a midnite toker. And I can cook!

  15. Scott says:

    I am a very good driver.

  16. guac says:

    I can fall into a coma whilst listening to bland cocktail lounge pseudo jazz / soul jizz

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