Whip It Out, I Mean Seriously
What can you do that’s fantastic?
16 Responses to “Whip It Out, I Mean Seriously”
You are reading Whip It Out, I Mean Seriously which was posted on Wednesday, December 22nd, 2004 at 9:38 pm by Barry's Imaginary Publisher. This entry is filed under Randamonium.
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December 23rd, 2004 at 12:26 am »
I can play alto saxophone and piano.
December 23rd, 2004 at 2:03 am »
i can eat an entire can of condensed milk in one sitting.
December 23rd, 2004 at 7:43 am »
I can do a dead-on impersonation of Apu from the Simpsons.
I can also do my job without climbing a bell tower with a rifle!
December 23rd, 2004 at 9:11 am »
I can play the guitar, I can strum it rhythmically,
I can sing along with my guitar as I strum.
I can strum, sing, dance, I can make merry fun all over the stage*
* may not contain 100% truth
December 23rd, 2004 at 9:45 am »
I can be regular. (Almost) every day!
December 23rd, 2004 at 2:59 pm »
I can dance and smoke at the same time. Even to funny fast little notes george duke sings. And beyond.
December 23rd, 2004 at 8:52 pm »
i can dance in pants
December 23rd, 2004 at 10:24 pm »
I CAN DANCE IN PANTS LISTENING APOSTROPHE
December 23rd, 2004 at 10:36 pm »
I CAN DANCE IN PANTS LISTENING APOSTROPHE AND SMILE MY GREAT SMILE
December 23rd, 2004 at 10:47 pm »
I KNOW HOW TO – I mean, I know how to turn off caplocks on my keyboard!
December 24th, 2004 at 12:04 am »
I DON’T KNOW HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK, BUT I’M FANTASTIC ANYWAY…..
December 24th, 2004 at 1:49 am »
I don’t need genitals to be happy
December 24th, 2004 at 4:19 pm »
I can sing the last chorus of ‘Inca Roads’ (George’s & Nappi’s parts by myself).
… well my cousin was impressed.
December 25th, 2004 at 12:22 am »
I’m a smoker, I’m a joker, I’m a midnite toker. And I can cook!
December 28th, 2004 at 4:59 pm »
I am a very good driver.
January 6th, 2005 at 1:43 pm »
I can fall into a coma whilst listening to bland cocktail lounge pseudo jazz / soul jizz