This one reads like a Stephen King short story — roommate from hell: “He set fire to our carpet with alcohol during a party. He pissed in the fridge. He shat in the fridge. He shat in the crisper drawer. He shat on the oven top, and instead of cleaning it up, turned on the burner, reasoning that carbon is easier to clean than feces.” (Be sure to read the whole thing!)
Roommate From Hell
December 2nd, 2004 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
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December 2nd, 2004 at 11:02 pm »
Holy Shit!! (no pun intended) A little hard to believe; no, impossible to believe, but great reading anyway. Thanx for the 15 minutes of hilarity.
December 2nd, 2004 at 11:45 pm »
I’m about 50/50 on weather or not this is for real. After a while, if you were making up a story like this, you’d stop yourself thinking nobody would ever believe it. Sort of the “You can’t make shit like this up” logic
December 3rd, 2004 at 5:44 pm »
Funny stuff, but me thinks it’s fiction also. Who would live like that for even a day?