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The Bush Resume

October 13th, 2004 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher

“Hello. My name is George Bush and I’m running for President. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in the following resume.”

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4 Responses to “The Bush Resume”

  1. xorg says:

    And yet half the American electorate apparently intend to vote for him again! Maybe if this election turns out to be a farce just like the last one, there will be some effort made to reform the electoral system so that dangerous idiots can’t rig the outcome!

  2. SOFA says:

    Hold on now; that’s half of the “expected” voters - not half of the electorate (which includes those eligible, who do not vote). The key to this election will be to incite those ‘non - voters’ to vote.
    I think articles like this will help.
    Good show, Barry!

  3. Barry says:

    I thought so too, SOFA. I heard on the news this morning (so it must be true!) that a record number of people have already registered to vote for this election. There is hope…

  4. Rich Foehner says:

    Wasn’t it Nixon who said “Hope is the opiate of the masses.”? Anyhoo, whatever we, the plebnista, think needs to happen is most likely the least likely thing to happen…..