Whodunnit

I’m sure by now you know: The Simpsons will feature an episode wherein one of the characters outs his or her self as being gay. Who’d ya think it’s gonna be? My bet’s on Mr. Burns. Smithers&lÅ´;/a> is way too obvious, Marge’s sisters are simply asexual anyway, Moe‘s a frustrated butt pincher, Barney is, well, turned on by beer. Your thoughts? Could it be one of the Flanders? Krusty?

6 Responses to “Whodunnit”

  1. Anonymous says:

    One of the Flanders’ kids would be the best in terms of poetic justice. Either that or the minister.

  2. Montana Wildhack says:

    Bart

  3. Bob Again says:

    Is Kenny G a Simpson?

  4. xorg says:

    I just had some junk mail from BMG Records telling me that Kenny G has a new Greatest Hits compilation out on 2 August. Coming Out as a ‘Simpson’is probably just a publicity stunt.

  5. Studio Tan says:

    For those of you that know swedish, here’s the answer. Was posted in one of our eveningpapers I’ve blanked the name for those who’ll not know ;)
    HOLLYWOD. Inte förrän till jul sänds avsnittet när en av Simpsonsfigurerna kommer ut ur garderoben. Men nu avslöjas hemligheten. Det är ****, en av **** ****** systrar.
    Det framgår av ett manusutkast till avsnittet som finns på internet. För fansen lär uppgiften inte komma som någon överraskning. **** lär alltid ha känt en dragning till homosexualitet och i det kommande avsnittet faller hon för en kvinnlig golftränare.
    När Springfield godkänner homoäktenskap tar Homer en internetkurs och blir vigselförrättare.

  6. Dubya says:

    xorg, buddy, we need you in Washington. You are better cracking these conspiracy theories than anyone we’ve got in at least 14 separate agencies. We currently have an opening at CIA. Interested?