“He was a great composer and musician … he was Frank Zappa! However, on December 4th 1993 he succumbed to prostate cancer at the age of 52. This is an exact copy of the State of California death certificate suitable for framing!” —eBay, your one stop for good taste.

February 12th, 2004 at 2:45 am »
How about that starting bid of $6.66, eh? Nice Touch? Besides, Frank ain’t dead, he just smells funny…sorry about this post Barry but I couldn’t resist (FuckTards).