Archive for July, 2003
Bodily functions aren’t just for boys
July 13th, 2003 • Bertanya
She’s Two Years Old
July 12th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Two years ago, on this day, yours truly decided to turn his rather under-appreciated Zappa news page into this fancy thing called a weblog. Has it been as good for you as it has been for me?
A Day in the Modern Life
July 11th, 2003 • Bertanya
Fancy a sprint through history, in xena-fan, short story format ?
Wanna Buy Some Acid?
July 11th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Wanna Buy Some Acid? (Pt. One) - Neukirchen, Germany - 25 february 1978. The monologue in I Have Been In You is hilareous. When I say “grab while it lasts”, I’m sure you know by now what that implies…
Spider of Destiny
July 10th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Okay, so its web looks a little awkward, but the spider must’ve been going: “Dude! Far out! I see God!”
I Had A Dream
July 10th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Last night I dreamt I attended a Neil Young-concert. Not the present day Young but the shabby, dark, seventies version of the man played a hell of a set; upon which I was invited back-stage where we had a beer and Young signed my copy of “Time Fades Away“. Tonight I think I’ll be attending one of the Roxy era gigs. Maybe chat a little with FZ afterwards.
Oh, the drama!
July 10th, 2003 • Bertanya
German Chancellor Schroeder apparently has canceled his Italian summer vacation. According to German Interior Minister Otto Schily,”Those who kick you in the shins and spit at you must not be surprised that that is not good publicity for their country.” Perhaps a good dose of appreciation for the behavioral differences of Italians and other Europeans would be helpful. (update: all links working now)
Find that chord
July 9th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
So you’re mindlessly picking away on your guitar when all of a sudden you hit that weird yet beautiful chord you were looking for. It sounds great, but what to call it? Guitar chord shape analyzer to the rescue.
Gag Me With A Spoon
July 9th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
As one of those who can’t stand anything but a cup of black coffee in the morning, I cannot even begin to imagine what it must be like having one of these for breakfast. I am not alone.
Appliantology Applied
July 9th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Guess who’s getting his greedy materialistic little self a shiny new toy?
The vagina monoliths
July 8th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
“In the 1960s, at the dawn of the computing era, researchers argued that you could use Stonehenge as a giant calculating machine. Later, in the more mystical New Age, it was argued that the monument was really a spaceport for aliens, while, in the Middle Ages, it was said Stonehenge was built by giants. By those standards, this latest idea seems to say something quite odd about the twentyfirst century.”
iShit
July 8th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Chant it from the rooftops, spread it across your server, email it to your friends. The internet is shit.
The Dodgy Dossier
July 7th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Die Beistelltische
July 7th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Thankyou Dr Kegel
July 7th, 2003 • Bertanya
With kegelmeisters receiving kur endorsement, a new chap in the office needs to know more. Well, is it all about better bowling, or maybe enjoying a ride on your bike. It would seem not, for in fact it’s the name of one of Dr Kegels fiendish exercises, with the latest research, showing it’s good for the boys too.
Fun Diversions
Zappa Related
- Arf Dot Ru
- Arf Society
- Balint’s Zappa In Hungary
- Bogus Pomp
- Chrome Dinette
- Crush All Boxes
- David Ocker’s Mixed Meters
- FredUnzel
- FZ Lyrics
- Here Comes The Flood
- Jazzappa
- Lamarr Bruister
- Naurin’s FZ Shows
- Planet Of My Dreams
- Planet Zappa
- Planeta Zappa
- Project/Object
- The Grande Mothers
- The Idiot Bastard
- The Scott Thunes Effect
- Ugly Radio Rebellion
- United Mutations
- Zappa In France
- Zappa In Germany
- Zappa In Holland
- Zappa In Sweden
- Zappa Internet Jam
- Zappa Patio
- Zappa Scrapbook
- ZappaLinks.co.uk
- Zone Luco
